May 2013
seifukucat:
“What’ll it be?” the barkeep asks, drying his hands with rag. “One popular text post please” I pause to light up a smoke “Make it relatable.”
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
sindarinprincess:
i remember when i would get...
damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
guynecologist:
hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
