seifukucat: “What’ll it be?” the barkeep asks, drying his hands with rag. “One popular text post please” I pause to light up a smoke “Make it relatable.”
rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
sindarinprincess: i remember when i would get...
damonwells: the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
guynecologist: hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.